buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via panicatthediddlydisco)

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  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
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assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

(via saturn-in-uranus)

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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via intoxicated-tr0ubles)

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